Wednesday, November 21, 2012
Whatevs / Moving Pictures Spurgeon's General Warning: Thanksgiving, Etc.
Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on Wed, Nov 21, 2012 at 1:10 PM
Eurythmics and Aretha Franklin, “Sisters Are Doin’ It for Themselves”
Night Ranger, “Sister Christian”
The Who, “Sister Disco”
Sister Sledge, “We Are Family”
Thanksgiving Bonus Track:
Addams Family Values, “Eat Me”
Holiday Protips:
- Don't take the politics bait, always have your phone or a book handy so you "won't hear" questions asked of you.
- Offer to help with inside work (cooking, dishes) over outside work (raking leaves).
- Football?
- The Weather Channel: The Compromise Channel
- Just make up shit about your life. Nothing too outlandish, but extended family doesn't know any better, or care.
Do you have brothers or sisters? Are your parents watching Fox News? Where are you sleeping? I'm sharing a bed with the aforementioned sister because the other sister is bringing her husband and children down, poaching all the bedrooms. Are you drunk already? What are you drinking? Who's going to get drunker, you or your racist cousin?
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