Hey, have you guys ever heard of this hot, young, under-the-radar local artist by the name of Jack White? Apparently he has an innovative record label/shop here in town, and his debut solo album recently hit No. 1 on Billboard. Weird!
But seriously, by now, you're likely aware that Nashville's most internationally lauded rock 'n' roll superstar will play The Ryman on May 15 and 16 with Alabama Shakes. You're probably also aware that tickets sold out about as quickly as you can say "Blunderbuss" — that is, if you have a speech impediment that forces you to take, like, 10 minutes to say words like "Blunderbuss." So if you didn't get tickets, what then? You're shit out of luck? You'll just have to sit at home alone on May 15 and 16, darning your socks and reading our coverage of JW's performance at his own Third Man Records anniversary show back in March?
Come on, guys. By now, you should know two things about the Cream: 1) We're not going to let a show like this pass without giving you a shot at winning some tickets, and 2) we don't know what "darning socks" means. Same rules as usual apply: Come up with the most gut-busting, inspiring or somehow otherwise entertaining caption for the image you see above (courtesy of fellow Scenester Steve Haruch; thanks, Steve), and leave it in the comments section. Remember to include your email address in the appropriate field. We won't publish it, but we'll need it in order to contact our winner. I think we'll pick our favorite caption at some point on Friday, so keep an eye on your email. Any questions? All right ... go!
Update: We have our winner. Thanks for playing!