If you care, then you’re well aware The Melvins are playing tonight. But then, if you really cared you’d already have a ticket, because that shit is sold out.
No worries. I found something else for you to do: Kyle Andrews is playing his first show of 2012 tonight at The High Watt with Cashatt and The Gills (who are also selling copies of their soon-to-be-released debut album tonight).
And since it’s the first of the month and your bank account has been chipped away to the size of an Olsen twin, we’re just giving away two guest list spots. It’s also Friday, and I have better things to do than sit here and think of clever ways to spend the rest of the afternoon deciding who gets them, so here’s how you win:
Look below this thread. If the number of comments totals the sum of zero, leave a comment. You win! If someone already did that, you snoozed and lost. Go get 'em, tigers.
Update: We have our winner.