It's Mr. Crofton's birthday, and you know what that means! It means a cold shower (i.e., vodka on the rocks), 14 gold bars and a set of crutches. The man is 43 years old, and all he's got to show for it is a skyscraper and a bunch of inept people who can't produce a vodka drink. He's from Spain, and he can do whatever he wants. It's The Chris Crofton Show, Episode 90, and you can hear it after the jump.