In a March 31 Missed Connection (#w4m, #420), a rather eager, admittedly obsessed Jake Orrall admirer professed her love for the JEFF the Brotherhood singer, explicitly expressing desires to kiss him, touch his mustache and be one of his babes to blog home about — but implores Orrall not to think her creepy statements make her creepy.
Read the post in full after the jump. Props to Ben Todd and Nashville's Dead for spreading the word. If she's local, or regional, or willing stop at nothing to stand unnoticed by her fantasy man's side, Orrall's biggest fan gets her opportunity to transform a missed connection into a love connection when JtB appears at Grimey's Record Store Day Bash next weekend.
jake orrall, i have to tell you.. im in love with you.
every time i see you anywhere, my heart stops and i just want to run up and kiss you.
i wish i had the courage to say something to you, but i dont.
one time i was behind you in line at goodwill and couldnt breath because i was so close to you.
every time i come home and read a blog you post, it makes me laugh or smile.
i wish i could be one of the babes you post.
i think about you constantly.. even when im alone.
oh what i would do to have you for a day.
please dont think im creepy, i just cant stand it anymore.
run away with me! i want to be with you 24/7
So let me ask you, does that post make you think of this song:
... or this song:
... orrrrr this song?: