I’m heading out to see the dentist not too long from now. Turns out that somehow chomping off half of a cap is a bad thing. I guess it’s my fault for eating rock tacos. I’m really, really not looking forward to this. I’ve never been afraid of dentists — I’m just not ready to hear the lecture about how I need to stop smoking, floss more and stop eating rock tacos. But I’m kind of stoked about getting this cap repaired. I’m gonna eat allllll the pillz!
Dr. Teeth & The Electric Mayhem, “Polonaise In A Flat”
Steve Martin, “Dentist!”
Tal Bachman, “She’s So High”
Ten minutes of "Lisa needs braces!" "Dental plan!"