But cheer up, guys! Lipscomb's fixed everything right up.
At 8 p.m. Friday, Feb. 10 — tomorrow night — Johnston will perform a set at Lipscomb's Collins Auditorium, backed by a few Lipscomb students (Zac Swann, Michael Do and Mack Hoskins) who are going to have cooler stories than everyone else they graduate with. The good news: Tickets are free, and the auditorium's capacity is 900, so the show's not in danger of being sold out. The bad news? No drinking, drugs or premarital sex. It's Lipscomb, folks. That's a hell of a toss-up, but I'm willing to make the sacrifice.
Lipscomb's Collins Auditorium is at 3901 Granny White Pike, Nashville, TN 37204. Spread the word.