Wednesday, January 25, 2012

Don't Techno for an Answer: Noise Legends Noise Nomads and Lazy Magnet to Play Dino's Tomorrow, Jan. 26

Posted by Leslie Keffer on Wed, Jan 25, 2012 at 8:00 AM

Jeff Hartford of Noise Nomads
  • Jeff Hartford of Noise Nomads
Ever wondered if there is really a “brown note” — that special tone that makes you automatically defecate? Or if there is a chord that causes involuntary orgasm? Well, I'm not sure if any of those exists, but I do know that a certain combination of tones can cause a woman to start her period, and the man who claims to have mastered this is playing in Nashville this Thursday at Dino's. Jeff Hartford lives in Northampton, Mass., and has been playing music since 1994. He plays under the name Noise Nomads, generating tones and noise with toy guitars, homemade amps, old police car doors and sheets of metal alongside hand-me-down instruments and junk gear. Thurston Moore describes Noise Nomads best: “A somber yet potentially imposing gentleman who fully embodies the sobriquet 'noise artist' as he blurs the distinction between sound and vision in his work.” Hartford's performance will also be brimming noise, a less-frequent occurrence at “noise” shows these days.

Lazy Magnet is Providence, RI's own Zappa. “The Mag” is actually Jeremy Harris, a known heartbreaker, vagabond and talented musician and songwriter, who often performs with friends or current girlfriends or even ex-girlfriends, but this Thursday, he will be performing solo. You never know what to expect from a Lazy Magnet show. He may play naked for four hours, play the harshest noise you've ever heard, or he may play the most solemn songs about love and heartbreak, or he'll play a cold-wave set or techno. Seriously, this dude has every genre covered. For his set at Dino's, he will be returning to his days of straight-up noise, in response, perhaps, to the growing number of drum machines and techno-influenced styling of noise artists. However, Harris requested that local drum-beat banshee, Unicorn Hard-On, play the show because “She killed 2011.”

Locals Hobbledeions and Unicorn Hard-On round out the evening, and Trafficker may make a special appearance. Donations will be collected for the touring bands, and the show will kick off about 10 p.m.

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I was really into this until: "the show will kick off about 10 p.m." :(

Am I living in a town full of people running perpetually on 4 hours sleep?





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Posted by TobintheGnome on January 25, 2012 at 9:46 AM

Also, the FB listing says 8 - 11. Which is correct?

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Posted by TobintheGnome on January 25, 2012 at 9:48 AM

Nashville shows tend to start at what we call "rock o'clock" - meaning, essentially, whenever the bands feel like playing, meaning whenever enough people show up. it's quite a paradox. starting shit always promptly at 9 means the opening bands will more than likely plan for an empty room - but then also, maybe people would show up earlier if they knew they were going to miss the band?

so the proper answer is much like the one you'd get from Comcast. The show will start between the hours of 8 and 10.

i can't speak for the rest of Nashville, but the east side does indeed seem to be stocked with folks who either function on 4 hours, work shifts that don't start until the afternoon, or don't work "real" jobs at all and drink until last call more or less every night. it's quite the bohemian utopia we've got over here.

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Posted by Seth Graves on January 25, 2012 at 2:02 PM

Thanks Seth. Hopefully I can visit that utopia some day.

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Posted by TobintheGnome on January 25, 2012 at 2:53 PM

HA HA ha. Comcast.

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Posted by MerryMaid on January 25, 2012 at 3:00 PM

Why not just charge a cover instead of taking "donations" at these shows? Either the should should be free or there should be a set price to get in. I hate going to shows like this and getting harrassed to pay a "donation". Why don't you look up the word "donation" in the dictionary and then look up the words "cover charge" and decide what you sould properly call your entrance fee to "noise" shows.

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Posted by wtf? on January 25, 2012 at 8:52 PM

well sometimes the venue doesnt want youto charge a cover if it were up to me, it would be $5
so bring a $5 donation

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Posted by leslie keffer on January 26, 2012 at 4:06 PM

why is noise so different from other music? I don't understand paying as much as you can instead of charging a flat rate. What's with this "starting when people show up" thing? I am just so confused.

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Posted by Reid on January 26, 2012 at 4:15 PM

@leslie keffer, if it is a "donation" then paying would be optional,correct? In other words you don't have pay to get in and you would only make a "donation" if you wanted to.

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Posted by wtf2 on January 26, 2012 at 10:58 PM

yes thats what a donation is

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Posted by leslie keffer on January 28, 2012 at 12:37 PM
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