Features of this HIGH-QUALITY costume MADE IN AMERICA include:
-A destroyed Pink Floyd (an English band that copied AMERICAN music) t-shirt that has been partially BEDAZZLED
-1/2 bottle of Jack Daniels
-toothbrush that's only been used once before
-homemade LEVI (MADE IN AMERICA) BLUE JEAN shorts with approx. 3.8 lbs of decorative glitter super glued to the surface
-beautiful black, designer skank-tights
-natural blondish-brown wig with gold glitter, 4 ACTUAL PEACOCK feathers, and bacon bits taped inside of it
-AMERICAN flag bandana with Ke$ha's autograph
See the rest after the jump.
People you CANNOT buy a costume like this from China. Only MADE IN AMERICA. People I will tell you now that bedazzling costumes ain't nearly as easy as it appears on the Nickelodeon infomercial. When you get it in the mail & you are trying to staple the little metal fasteners together, it is so hard unless you have tiny fingers or a small child to do this for you. It would take years for the average adult human to bedazzle an entire t-shirt. But this Ke$ha one will get you started. Also, the face paint is recycled car oil and it could make your face break out for 2-7 weeks after Halloween, but it DOES go away. I recommend applying Noxema and Abreva twice a day until healed. If you have any questions, you can email me at MADEINAMERICAAMERICA at hotmail.
People $10 cash for costume with AMERICAN ID. Or willing to trade for an adult Ewok costume.
I doubt Ke$h-Ke$h truly smells like bacon bits, considering her dietary restrictions. Past the obvious assumption that she likely smells at least a little bit like whiskey, I'd guess she carries with her the odor of tofu and gun powder. Anyway, Lord knows that applying anything north of two pounds' worth of bedazzling gems and glitter is tough on the digits, so this guy or gal is really trying to do you a solid. If you pursue this one, please send us pix.