Tuesday, October 11, 2011

EGGS: 'When I Run for Office and Have Kids'

Posted By on Tue, Oct 11, 2011 at 8:00 AM

After reviewing the full House Committee on Hitler's Sex Life's totally badass DVD, I have determined potential validity to longstanding pundit claims of brinkmanship, lycanthropy, and being conceived on a pool table to "The Monster Mash" at my predecessor’s Easter-themed campaign fundraiser. May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.

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