Yeah, we're kicking this one off a little bit early. Alt-hip-hop sensations Das Racist will be playing Exit/In on Oct. 13, and contributor Jewly Hight will have a little something about that in next week's paper. For now, however, how would you like to win a spot on the list for yourself and the +1 of your choice?
Same rules as always: Dream up the most side-splitting caption you can for the above image and post it in our comments section. Remember to enter your email address in the appropriate field. We won't publish it, but we'll need it in order to contact our winner. We'll pick our winner a bit early for this one — let's say, around noon on Monday, Oct. 10. Any questions? OK, go!
Update: We have our winner. Thanks for playing!