This one is a given, really. Though I much prefer the work of P.J. Soles in that other, more accurate high school movie, Carrie.
The mere thought of David Lee Roth having sex with a human woman sends me straight to vomiting, this song especially. It's the soundtrack to so many sexual assaults, you guys! And before you say "I was a teenage boy, I would have been happy to nail a teacher!" please go look at your high school yearbook. If you think teen boys are anything other than children with acne, you are sorely mistaken.
Now this? Totally different. I know because I was a teen girl, and I've always kind of regretted that I never had a hot teacher (or, more realistically, hot professor). Like I said, totally different, especially if the teacher looked like young Mr. Sumner here. (This song, by the way, might be the original #humblebrag. Sting, though handsome, is the worst.)
Some songs, of course, are much more innocent and/or boring.
Yeah, The Beach Boys can be very boring. Stay after class and give me 500 words on why I'm wrong.