Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Creamtastic EGGS: 'Bologna: The Meat State'
Posted by Daniel Pujol on Tue, Sep 20, 2011 at 8:00 AM
In a world of corporate feudalism, the fast food militias of the American oligarchy will officially infiltrate and occupy, by the grooviest plebiscite referendumb, the bicameral legislature and successfully argue that processed meat is the food equivalent to recycling, thus creating “The Green Meat” campaign. Pushing a progressive-corporatist agenda, Green Meat lawmakers will privatize the whole federal government, achieve energy independence through synthetic fuel derived from books, and consolidate industry alongside its subsequently limited resources within redefined territories in the Midwestern United States, such as Bologna: The Meat State.
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