Because it's raining, because it's a busy press day here at Scene headquarters, and because music is a competition that this guy is currently winning, I present to you a clip from guitar virtuoso Michael Angelo Batio's Speed Kills Metal Method Guitar Lesson DVD.
You see that tattoo on Batio's right arm? That's a "double guitar" of Batio's design. Batio is ambidextrous, and can thus play both necks of a double-necked guitar at once. It is a talent that is obviously not worthless. Anyway, watch above as Batio "gives YOU the keys to the Lamborghini." You know, because Lamborghinis are always tasteful and never at all obnoxious.