Still, shitty as that slogan I made up may be, it's accurate. Tonight, the duds retailers at Local Honey will host their Back to School Bash. Note to young'uns: Bring your college ID, and you'll receive 20 percent off men's and women's vintage clothing. Also, Cream fave Evan P. Donohue will be performing, and local pie-peddlers Pizza Buds will be there hawking slices. The bash will take place from 7 until 9 p.m., and — as with everything that ever transpires nowadays — there's a Facebook event page.