You and your friend asked me to take a photo of you two together. Then you asked to have a photo taken with me. Would love to see the fotos. Forgot to give you my email address. If you see this, email me and tell me about the situation, where we were and what I looked like so I know it is you. Thanks.
This one is good! They already have something in common (pop rock), and speaking as a lady, it is pretty clear to me that the lady in question had at least a modicum of interest in the gentleman. Women don’t ask to take pictures with strange men they think are creepy or gross. With the cutesy exception of “fotos,” there are no egregious writing errors, and, most importantly, he doesn’t describe her in a pervy way — in fact, there’s no physical description at all. Just a quick, non-weird description of a nice encounter. Godspeed, normal guy. Godspeed.
You stood behind me and I found it hard to concentrate on the show. I was wearing a blue shirt.
“So, did you enjoy the show?”
“It was pretty good, but I had a tough time seeing the stage because this dude was stuck in front of me all night. Every time I tried to move he ended up back in front of me. My neck is sore from trying to crane over his shoulder.”
“I hate it when that happens.”
“Yeah, and what’s worse is he kept turning around to, like, stare at me every few minutes. I thought he was going to be polite and offer to switch places so I could see better, but he never said a word.”
“What color shirt was he wearing?”
“Fuck if I know.”
i saw you at rocketown wearing a mychildren mybride shirt and was stoked because you were cute, asian, and like them. so I'm just seeing if you exist, if you do holla holla holla
Looks like someone’s mom needs to move the computer back into the family room, because yikes. FIRST OF ALL JOHNNY, we don’t fetishize based on race, and we especially don’t do that to pretty Asian girls, who are going to have to live their whole lives dealing with “nice guys” who will never see them as a complete autonomous person. You both have garbage taste in music anyway, and please use capital letters next time. Sophomore year will be better than freshman, I promise.