So U2 at Vandy isn’t the only big rock show coming to town this weekend, as on Sunday night, Mötley Crüe, Poison and New York Dolls (Really!) will retro-glam Bridgestone Arena. You could call it Crüe 2 weekend — or Crüe -ropa weekend, or U2 Live Crue — in Nashville … or whatever.
Anyway, you know damn well that if someone were to give you a free pair of Crüe tickets just for throwing a witty wisecrack — the jokes that kill, if you will — out into the Internet ether, you’d be shoutin’ at the devil, all like, “Fuck yeah! Call up Dr. Feelgood, because we’re gonna party hardy, brah-ham!” Wouldn’t you?
Right. So take a look at the inexplicably bizarre photo above, kick-start your inner comedian, and conjure up the most hilarious accompanying caption you're capable of, then enter it in the comments section to win two tickets to see The ‘Stone get transformed into a theater of pain. Be sure to include your email (no, we won't publish it) so we know how to contact you when, and if, you win. You have until 3 p.m. tomorrow to do this right. And if you’re not funny and you know it, but you still wanna take a ride on the (cue gang-vocal) wild side, then follow this link to just straight-up buy tickets.
Update: We have our winner! Thanks for playing.