It's on now, fools. Coming straight at your faceplate. Your braintop. Your skylab. Your shuttlecone. It's a bird carrying a note that says "Wake up!" They've got so much shag carpeting you'll need a snorkel to find your desk. Seriously though, there's even a special news-wire patch-in from Greg Crofton. It's Episode 58, and you can hear it after the jump. Come. On. Now.