UPDATE: We have our winner. Thanks for playing, everyone!
Get up, kids! It's Monday, and that means it's time to get some work done and be miserable. Your task today? Come up with the wittiest, most LOL-worthy humdinger of a caption to accompany the curious image above and you'll win yourself a pair of tickets to Thursday (no, not the band) night's Dashboard Confessional show at The Cannery Ballroom, where the aughts emo boomers will put on a victory lap performance of their landmark Swiss Army Romance record in full.
Be sure to include your email addy along with your entry. Worry not, we won't out you as a contest competitor (or a Dashboard fan) by publishing it, but we will need it to furnish you with your winnings.
The race to the finish-LOL starts now and ends Wednesday at noon.