First off: On Sunday, Feb. 20, Mr. Crofton will be performing his stand-up act at the Springwater Supper Club and Lounge, featuring The Alcohol Stuntband and/or Lone Official. Crofton will also be at Red 7 in Austin, Texas, on Feb. 26. Anyway, it's Episode Whatever! No. 47, to be exact, and it's comin' at your neck-top. By the way, note the similarities between a certain sex toy-related story Greg Crofton tells in this episode and a certain sex toy-related story
Emily Bartlett Hines related in our Love Issue. Very
curious. Could Greg Crofton be a serial dildo returner? Find out after the jump.
The Chris Crofton Show, Episode 47 [MP3]