Friday, February 4, 2011
Wow Press Release: Josh Radin to Pull Women Into 'Force Field of Lust' Tonight at Cannery Ballroom
Posted by Adam Gold on Fri, Feb 4, 2011 at 3:52 PM
Dear [Redacted],Men are often left wondering, How do I meet women? Where do the pretty ones hang out? Where have all the women gone?
To music venues, that's where. And they have their sights set on Joshua Radin, hoping that they may catch a glimpse of his eye and woo him to be their own. The magnetism of Joshua Radin pulls in women like a force field of lust. But seeing as how there is just one of him, and hundreds of women, men in attendance have a whopping chance of talking to a dolled up girl who is primed for romance.
What's a boy to do? Get your tickets to a Joshua Radin show. Maybe even attend with a flower in hand. Chances are you'll find the girl of your romance-novel dreams.
Men, take note. This is pure genius.
Cheers, The You+Dallas Team
So, apparently the You+Dallas Team are grasping at the most base-level, age-old of straws to try and broaden Josh Radin’s appeal among scrubby, hormone-charged douchebags, by essentially saying:
FYI, Bros and Bra-hams, we, The You+Dallas team, know you might think that listening to sensitive, neo-folk-y love songs is for fags, but guess what? Nothin’ brings out (and, uh, waters down) the loose ladies like a Josh Radin show. So bros, if you’re lookin’ to find a fully stocked meat market for tonight’s gash prowl, look no further than the Josh Radin concert.
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