I think I've lost count of how many sharks American Idol has jumped in recent years, so I've opted to start keeping tabs on something else: the number of times ol' Steven "Library Ghost" Tyler does something completely inappropriate. Or makes outlandish claims about turning down Led Zeppelin.
You'll recall that back in October, we reported on AI's judges coming to Nashville for the final round of local auditions; that's when Randy "Pitchy Dawg" Jackson first dubbed Nashville "Music City Country City Music Capitol of the Earth," which totally stuck. The results of Nashville's auditions air tonight on Fox at 7 p.m., and remember to keep an eye out for Idol semi-finalist Brandon Jazz. We're not at liberty to say whether or not Jazz made the cut (although I have seen him bar-tending at Mercy Lounge lately, so I mean, duh), but I'll say that he definitely graced The Ryman's boards with his presence.