Hey, Liz Phair is playing Mercy Lounge this Sunday, Jan. 30, and we'd love to give you a pair of tickets. Will you help us make that happen? All you have to do is come up with a funny caption for the above image. The most entertaining caption shall win two much-sought-after spots on the guest list. Please include your email address (in the proper field, not in your comment) so we can reach you, oh potential winner. Your address will not be published or added to any nefarious lists.
We'll pick our favorite on Thursday at 3 p.m. That leaves you over 48 hours to crack wise. Go!
UPDATE: We have our winner. Thanks for playing, everyone!