Paramore have two less members as of last Saturday, according to the band's website
, as founding members Josh and Zac Farro have quit the band. (That's the lead guitarist and the drummer, for those of you who don't care.) "For the last year it hasn't seemed as if they wanted to be around anymore," the three remaining band members say in a joint statement. The Spin kind of caught that vibe when the band played The Ryman
in ’09: "At times, guitarist Josh Farro looked like an unhappy statue someone had thrown a guitar on," said The Spin.
Anyway, there's a band in Franklin that needs a new rhythm section, and they've got a South American tour already booked. Maybe they'll hold auditions? Maybe they'll try to snag Rollum Haas or Scott Martin. Wait — we already know the Apollo Up! connection! Maybe my Apollomore dream will come true. Or maybe they'll just find someone at church? I don't know. (P-Rock, I might need my bass back, dude.)