* Cops in Sierra Blanca, Texas, noticed about six ounces of marijuana in Willie Nelson’s tour bus on Friday … you know, since we’re on the subject of dudes named Willie/Willy who spend a lot of time in Nashville. The Red-Headed (read: Pot-Headed?) Stranger could face a minimum of six months in the clink. Hey, the quantity of illegal substances in question certainly isn’t as substantial as it was in 2006. Maybe this will prompt the legendary songsmith to grow his hair back out? I recommend that Willie's people issue the following statement: "Dude's a baller. Let him roast a bone or two if he feels like it."
* The Village Voice has noticed some terrible songs. They begin their countdown of the 20 worst songs of 2010 today, and they’ve already mentioned “a never-ending race to find the bits of actual food in Ke$ha's glitter-puke” and Taylor Swift’s “difficult third album that doubles as a TMZ slambook phase.” Fingers crossed that Nashville owns the list! WE WILL OWN EVERY LIST.