Just as unequivocal a truth it is that JEFF the Brotherhood are unequivocally awesome, it is an unequivocal truth that skateboarding is not a crime. In Germany, these two realities are about to be joined in Wagner-worthy harmony. Furthering JtB’s international status — they’re touring in Australia and New Zealand next month, FYI — as Nashville’s flagship punk band, Germany’s MOB Skateboards will soon be issuing a souvenir skate deck honoring the brothers Orrall. The deck’s illustration comes courtesy of Heavy Cream singer Jessica McFarland. Click here for more info. With any luck the board will be available in time to stuff stockings with. You’ll be gleaming the cube with it in no time ... hopefully. Radical!
All this talk about skateboards and punk rock has got me hummin’ this little ditty: