- Longtime Armed Forces member Lil Jazzy makes a rare pubic appearance.
* Everyone's most (least?) favorite local fameball, Brandon Jazz, has a new single: "Lose All Control,"
which you can download now ... and, ya know, any excuse for a dick pic, amiright? "Lose" is his first teaming with local roustabout D-Paul, and it's got a late-’80s hip-house vibe that gives you a glimpse of what might happen were Wes Anderson to reboot the House Party
franchise. Did I mention that he raps? Ya, Brandon Jazz raps. Make what you will of that. Anyway, Senor Jazz-hole will be debuting the song — along with all the lights he bought at Guitar Center this weekend — as part of BMI's Halloween Spooktacular 8 off 8th tonight at the Mercy Lounge. Hopefully, he'll keep his pants on.
* Hide your kids, hide your wife; Wick-It posted a dubstep remix of the viral phenom "Bed Intruder" to Soundcloud. You should download it before the joke gets old. Or use it as a soundtrack to your Halloween costume. Either way, go for it.
* And there's this. Go Vandy! [HT: Spurgeon]