Wednesday, July 28, 2010

Caption Contest: Crowded House Giveaway! [Updated]

Posted by Steve Haruch on Wed, Jul 28, 2010 at 11:48 AM

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  • That new host at the Patterson House is a BITCH.

Update: We have our winner. Thanks for playing!

And just like that — and while you've still got a chance to grab those Deer Tick tix — we've got another caption contest for your caption-writing pleasure. The prize this time: two seats to see Crowded House at The Ryman Monday night.

As per usual, don't dream it's over, but instead write a funny caption — something so strong it makes us laugh — and win your two spots on the guestlist. We won't publish your email address, but we'll need it to contact you if you win, which makes checking your email a good idea. This contest ends at 3 p.m. Friday. Go!

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Mummy, you are the best photographer in the world!

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Posted by Dean Shortland on 07/28/2010 at 12:06 PM

The real Victor Victoria!

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Posted by Crackerjen on 07/28/2010 at 12:27 PM

The Spalding Gray of gayness.

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Posted by freonirons409 on 07/28/2010 at 12:57 PM

The umbrella is in case any pigeons try to crap-out the photo shoot.

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Posted by The Nashvillain on 07/28/2010 at 1:07 PM

By taking himself to the prom, Jerrod not only saved a load of cash -- he virtually ensured his date would have a, "happy ending."

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Posted by GenghisFaun on 07/28/2010 at 1:14 PM

Parasolja Boy

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Posted by funny15yearsago on 07/28/2010 at 1:39 PM

Adam Lambert's senior photo.

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Posted by The Dude on 07/28/2010 at 2:21 PM

Paul Hester: Drums

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Posted by flipper on 07/28/2010 at 6:10 PM

Hey.......do these shoes make me look gay?

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Posted by cyclome on 07/28/2010 at 11:55 PM

MNPS releases the latest school uniform requirements.

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Posted by SurrealMcCoy on 07/29/2010 at 6:58 AM

Dollywood's lesser-known "Tell Your Parents You're Gay Without Actually Having to Say It On Vacation Olde Tyme Photo Booth".

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Posted by TryAgain on 07/29/2010 at 8:46 AM

"So I just let MTSU pick my roommate. Didn't think much about it when he said he was a Theater major. Then he calls to say he was getting there a couple of days before registration to decorate..."

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Posted by TryAgain on 07/29/2010 at 8:51 AM

1. "Are you done, Mr. Man? I have SO many places to be... Good morrow!"

2. Was it come hither or thither..?

3. Arthur was a good boy and he loved his gram gram very much.

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Posted by jas patrick on 07/29/2010 at 9:24 AM

That new host at the Patterson House is a BITCH.

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Posted by TryAgain on 07/29/2010 at 10:39 AM

Wow... I guess Atlanta did put the Dove Awards up on a pedestal after all.

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Posted by danl on 07/29/2010 at 12:08 PM

THE NEW SOUTHERN BELLE! But it's so yesterday, and the day before, and the day... well, he just won't come down off that pedestal.
Honey, stop looking for the shotgun shells and just kick the darn thing over...

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Posted by foundlaurie on 07/29/2010 at 5:01 PM

Cindy Sherman is running out of ideas.

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Posted by xmarx1 on 07/30/2010 at 7:17 AM

we love you unconditionally, we're your mom and dad. you could have told us last year before summer camp.

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Posted by llryem on 07/30/2010 at 9:45 AM

Mary Poppins, " Close your mouth, please, Michael. We are not a codfish"

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Posted by miscue on 07/30/2010 at 9:57 AM

Mr. Ramsey, the gubernatorial debate is in five minutes. You HAVE to get ready...Mr. Ramsey...Mr. Ramsey, where are you???

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Posted by brkerry on 07/30/2010 at 9:58 AM

Oh no ... I am forced to do this photo shoot without Nanas lace gloves ...oh no !!

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Posted by fg921 on 07/30/2010 at 10:29 AM

Okay Mister Photographer-Man , if you mess this up I will slap you oh so hard " **said with a lisp**

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Posted by fg921 on 07/30/2010 at 10:34 AM

Hey Ya'll watch this Column disappear.

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Posted by joshearon on 07/30/2010 at 11:50 AM

SWM seeks other for friendship, maybe more.

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Posted by Julian Hinson on 07/30/2010 at 11:53 AM

Could something so strong support someone so gay?

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Posted by JD in Sumner on 07/30/2010 at 2:51 PM
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