"The natural leadership and bold and kinetic energy of these people have a way of drawing friends easily."
'Nuff said, Astrology. 'Nuff said.
"July 9 natives can be secretive about their family backgrounds."
Remember when his sister turned out to be his ex-wife? Uh-huh.
"Although July 9 Cancers are extremely ambitious, they're likely to experience a period in their lives when their greatest talents are subjugated to the daily needs of making a living."
That would explain the last Dead Weather album.
"July 9 people have a strong interest in their health."
You won't hear the words "Jack White" and "melanoma" together any time soon, I bet.
"July 9 natives are concerned with making a success of their lives."
Unlike July 10 people, who don't give a fuck. But seriously, Jack White is very successful, which one does not become without being concerned with being successful, am I right? Astrology = truth.
Just be glad you don't have to come up with a birthday present for a guy who already owns a record-pressing machine.