We've got all those things in one party, dude — Fourth of July at Mercy Lounge. It's only going to cost $5 ($8 if you're 18-20), and that tiny tariff includes a delicious Vienna Beef hot dog. And since you'll be at Mercy, you'll have a pretty awesome view of the fireworks from the patio. Bombs bursting in air! And as soon as the city is done blowing shit up over the river, bands are going to play songs! Ghostfinger! Alcohol Stuntband! Heartbeater! Armed Forces! And Chris Crofton, of The Chris Crofton Show, will be your MC for the evening! Dude, that's going to be awesome for watching o'er ramparts!
Party starts at 7, and Brandon Jazz has promised free drinks all night to anyone named Sean Maloney who wears this costume, also known as the Kings of Leon mascot. Yeah. July 4, 7 p.m., hot dogs, bands, rock, America.