Minutes in Manchester before first Beatle Bob sighting: 17
Arepas consumed: 0 (WTF, Bonnaroo?)
Number of times a member of Team Cream tried to blog/Tweet/upload/Internet but couldn't because the wi-fi wasn't working: 11,237
Number of times I woke up in the tiny-ass tent I borrowed from a friend thinking, "These might be the final moments of my life": 3
Dollars I lost somewhere in Centeroo Friday night: 24
Days before I figured out there was free water in the press area: 1.5
Number of times I heard Ashley Spurgeon say, "I'm going to die": 36
Number of media outlets not named the Nashville Scene that were approved to photograph Kings of Leon's set: 81
Number of those media outlets named Southern Living: 1
Number of times Conan O'Brien introduced the Kings of Leon on What Stage: 0
Times I saw a bro get iced by a bro: 2
Times I got iced by a bro: 0
Distance from the universe to my brain (in light years): infinity times Bomba Estereo
Years taken off my life: 2
Number of brain cells still functioning: 18
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