Do you think you have what it takes to hang out with John Rich ... at all? How about all night? Do you think you have the stomach to actually be in the presence of John Rich
from dusk until dawn, even if that meant being surrounded by mud-wrestling sluts and other sluts acting slutty and giggling whenever John Rich said something, or when his rhinestones made star-shaped glimmers all over your face? What if Sebastian Bach was there, holding a bunch of sluts in his old-ass slutty arms? Or someone was putting make-up on a pig? No, that's not metaphorical make-up on a metaphorical pig. Nothing in this amazing promo video
is metaphorical. Except maybe the "cream style corn."