It's hard to believe it's been however long it's been since our last caption contest, but whatever, because we've got a new one and the prize has a nice package: two tickets to see Sharon Jones and The Dap-Kings this Friday at The Cannery Ballroom; one autographed poster; one out-of-print 7-inch record ("When I Come Home" b/w "Instrumental"); one gift card from Grimey's; and one gift card from Posh boutique. How about that?
The usual rules apply: Funniest caption, as determined by the Cream staff, wins; you don't have to be a registered user to post a caption — just scroll down and click on "post without an account" after previewing your comment — but you do have to provide a valid email in order to win.
Contest ends at 4 p.m. Wednesday. Go! UPDATE: We have our winner. Thanks for playing, everyone!