Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Creamtastic Caption Contest: Sharon Jones and The Dap-Kings Giveaway! [Updated]
Posted by Steve Haruch on Tue, May 11, 2010 at 12:21 PM
- The pre-show role playing rituals that the Dap Kings were forced to go through while on tour with Amy Winehouse will haunt them forever.
It's hard to believe it's been however long it's been since our last caption contest, but whatever, because we've got a new one and the prize has a nice package: two tickets to see Sharon Jones and The Dap-Kings this Friday at The Cannery Ballroom; one autographed poster; one out-of-print 7-inch record ("When I Come Home" b/w "Instrumental"); one gift card from Grimey's; and one gift card from Posh boutique. How about that?
The usual rules apply: Funniest caption, as determined by the Cream staff, wins; you don't have to be a registered user to post a caption — just scroll down and click on "post without an account" after previewing your comment — but you do have to provide a valid email in order to win. Contest ends at 4 p.m. Wednesday. Go! UPDATE: We have our winner. Thanks for playing, everyone!
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I want to see the Venn diagram of people who shop at Posh and crave out-of-print 7".
A 14 yr. old Lars von Trier brings his interpretation of Jesus Christ Superstar to the middle school stage.
Despite how it's depicted on public television, certain parts of Sesame Street are seriously fucked up.
By the end of his decadent sex spiral, the only way Tiger could get off was by getting nad-stomped by The Iron Sheik's daughter.
Set design = fail. Costumes = fail. Ball's kick = Tremendous FAIL, especially when recipient of said ball's kick is smiling.
Much like the 2025 artificial cloning of dinosaurs inflicted unexpected destruction to the rainforests of the Amazon, the 2038 artificial cloning of Biblical characters has inflicted unexpected destruction to the balls of the Homeless.
Rock the casballs? bah, I don't know
I think there are some great ones in here though!
judas 4th betrayal and gentrification one ftw(s)
And the 3rd wise man said, "Shine my shoes bitch!...I'm going to meet our King!"
The pre-show role playing rituals that the Dap Kings were forced to go through while on tour with Amy Winehouse will haunt them forever.
One passionate water conservationist took it to a local man after discovering he had recently used a liter of water in the process of shaving his flood beard.
Did we not learn from Green Day that some things just shouldn't be on Broadway?
"Trash Humpers" the Musical? Come on, guys.
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