Thursday, April 29, 2010

Cash Rich Sighting: John Rich's Pensive Son Spotted With Sebastian and The Nuge

Posted by D. Patrick Rodgers on Thu, Apr 29, 2010 at 10:56 AM

I know Im just a baby, but my life seems to have already gotten off on the wrong foot.
  • "I know I'm just a baby, but my life seems to have already gotten off on the wrong foot."
So yesterday, the folks over at Nashville Gab posted the at-left picture of Cash Rich — you know, the little buddy who was born to Music City's favorite mansion-havin', helicopter-ownin', bottle-wingin' "ego-tard." And, as you can see, Cash is being held by a Canadian-tuxedo-adorned Ted Nugent and kickin' it with Sebastian Bach's Axl Rose-savin' ass. By the way, Bach and The Nuge are 40 percent of the greatest supergroup that ever lived, so that needs to be noted.

According to the Gab, Bach tweeted the following in conjunction with the pic: "At John rich video shoot with George Jones Aaron Lewis of Staind & TED F****n NUGENT & John richs son Cash!" I think I'm just going to let that tweet speak for itself. Welcome to the world, Cash Rich. I know; it's pretty fucked up.

[Props to D. Striker for sending us the link]

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Bach's shirt-tuck situation is confusing.

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Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on 04/29/2010 at 12:44 PM

my first thought was 'gun', since it's with ted nugent and all, but that doesn't make sense with how it's turned, so now i think its one of those cell phone holsters, right? it is confusing.

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Posted by Larry Mell on 04/29/2010 at 2:02 PM

I was thinking it might be a place for his quiver to strap onto when he's bow hunting with Nuge. I mean, seriously. Or maybe his pager goes there.

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Posted by d. patrick on 04/29/2010 at 2:07 PM

i hope it's a pager. that would be awesome. are there still even pagers?

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Posted by Larry Mell on 04/29/2010 at 2:22 PM

I feel like my sister's boyfriend still carries a pager. In fact, I feel like my sister has only ever dated dudes who carry pagers. I'll page her later and ask.

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Posted by d. patrick on 04/29/2010 at 2:31 PM

It's too large for a pager, and doesn't seem to be the right shape for a Blackberry. It looks as if something is supposed to slide in from the right and be locked into place horizontally.

There could also be some sort of wire toggle on the bottom; I can't tell if the plastic is reflecting or if the pre-worn denim creases are showing through.

I just spent more time zooming in on Sebastian Bach's crotch than I ever thought I would.

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Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on 04/29/2010 at 2:33 PM

well, now i'm just giving myself a headache so i'm going to quit and tell myself that he has a giant eighties pager that only skid row cougar groupies have the number for. i can't believe i can't think of a serviceable cougar/groupie combination word. nothing sounded right.

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Posted by Larry Mell on 04/29/2010 at 3:29 PM

"Mom."

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Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on 04/29/2010 at 3:31 PM

ha! nice.

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Posted by Larry Mell on 04/29/2010 at 4:19 PM
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