UPDATE: We have our winner. Thanks for playing, everyone!
OK, sorry for the short notice on this one, but we've got a pair of tickets to give away to Tuesday night's Julian Casablancas show at The Cannery. New blog format, same rules: Be funny and win.
You don't have to be a registered site user to submit a caption — just scroll down and click on "post without an account" after previewing your comment — but you do have to provide a valid email in order to win. (Protip: Check your email after the contest ends, just in case.)
Contest ends at 4 p.m. Monday (the 26th). You've got all weekend. Go!