Not that she has anything to do with this blog or the Scene or hating your band or anything, but last night a woman in Nashville gave birth to a beautiful baby girl, [name redacted], who joined us a minute before the stroke of midnight, weighing in at [weight redacted] and stretching out [length redacted]. The proud new parents, [name redacted] and [name redacted], say they're "pretty tired" today (read: "Don't come visit us, OK? Thanks.") and plan to take their little one home from the hospital tomorrow. Congrats, area couple!