Hey, rich person! Do you love music festivals, but, y'know, hate music festivals? Love Bonnaroo, but could really do without the Bonnaroo part? Well Bonnaroo has the perfect pre-fab, totally safe, no-rubbing-shoulders-with-the-poors package for you -- TOTAL ACCESS.
While other people (if you can even call them that) are crowded together in a sweaty battle for personal space, you'll be sucking down appletinis in a VIP lounge! While the commoners are eating questionably sanitary arepas and kebabs from Centeroo, you'll be stuffing your smug face with one of three gourmet meals prepared just for you inside your air conditioned tour bus! While other people are walking like the miserable poor fucks they are, you'll be riding around in a fucking golf cart, because ... well, because you CAN, that's why. Ha ha! It's Bonnaroo TOTAL ACCESS, and you deserve it. But don't take my word for it, watch the video after the jump -- this could be you!
These people don't seem like arrogant pricks at all! (Not that you care what it costs, but you have to email them to find out.)
Via Bonnaroo News (not affiliated with Bonnaroo).