UPDATE: We have our winner. Thanks for playing, everyone!
Gold told you about the Big Ears Fest going down in Knoxville this weekend, but if you missed that, the short version is there's a lot of great music coming to East Tennessee. The medium-length version is that this year's Big Ears includes Terry Riley, William Basinski, Javelin, The xx, The Ex, The National, Dirty Projectors, St. Vincent, Vampire Weekend, Abe Vigoda, Adrian Belew, Andrew W.K., Joanna Newsom, Warband, Sufjan Stevens, Paper Hats, The Bang on a Can All-Stars covering Brian Eno's Music for Airports and lot more. For the long version, check out the festival site. Meanwhile here's your chance to win a pair of deluxe "Inner Ear Weekend Passes," worth $250 each (!) just by being your good old hilarious caption-writing self right here on this blog.
The usual rules apply -- be funny, include your email address so we can notify you (it won't be published) and, for goodness' sake, check your email. Contest ends tomorrow (Thursday) at 3 p.m. Go!