Thursday, March 11, 2010
Cream Calendar / Creamtastic H-Beam Show Support for Proliferation of the Mustache; Other Forms of Facial Hair Go Unnoticed
Posted by D Patrick Rodgers on Thu, Mar 11, 2010 at 11:50 AM
We recently received an email explaining that theatrical jam-cat ensemble -- and self-appointed weird-redefiners -- H-Beam will be hosting a party they're calling "Mustache Friday" on March 26 at The Rutledge. Tickets are $7, or $5 for fellas sporting a lip-wig. No information in the email on whether or not ladies can be cleared for $5 entry by wearing falsies. When reached for comment, Michael Eades -- local facial hair expert and founder of both Whiskerino and Moustache May -- refused to fan the flames of 'stache rivalry, implying only that he encourages whisker fandom in all its forms.
Eades did, however, say he'd like to see an increase in the support of lesser-known forms of facial hair. After all, every hipster and his uncle are sporting "The Brooklyn" nowadays. Where's the love for the weird, ill-conceived, oft-hideous forms of facial hair you most typically see on dudes bathing in the sink at the local library? See a list of the stragglers and strugglers after the jump, and please, if you'd like to start an event in order to grow awareness and support the cause of ugly facial hair, contact me. I'm down. Now, on with the pictures of weird-looking dudes!
The Donut (via Michael Eades):
The Blind Donut:
The Half 'n' Half (via Michael Eades):
The Gluttonchops:
The Skoal Patch:
The Halo:
The Weard:
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Please stop with the facial hair shit. It got old YEARS ago, but Eades didn't get the memo.
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Careful with that there tone, whippersnapper! Methinks The Donut is a pretty cunning and sporting look. Puh-haps I'll try it out muh-self.
FYI... The ladies can certainly come to H-Beam's Mustache Friday with falsie facial hair (or real if they can do it!) and also will be a part of the Magical Mustache Pageant that will be involved in the night's activities!
Moustache Friday is not just a Nashville party, it's a global celebration! Chattanoogans can celebrate all over the city with drink specials!
http://www.myspace.com/moustachefriday
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