We recently received an email explaining that theatrical jam-cat ensemble -- and self-appointed weird-redefiners -- H-Beam will be hosting a party they're calling "Mustache Friday" on March 26 at The Rutledge. Tickets are $7, or $5 for fellas sporting a lip-wig. No information in the email on whether or not ladies can be cleared for $5 entry by wearing falsies. When reached for comment, Michael Eades -- local facial hair expert and founder of both Whiskerino and Moustache May -- refused to fan the flames of 'stache rivalry, implying only that he encourages whisker fandom in all its forms.
Eades did, however, say he'd like to see an increase in the support of lesser-known forms of facial hair. After all, every hipster and his uncle are sporting "The Brooklyn" nowadays. Where's the love for the weird, ill-conceived, oft-hideous forms of facial hair you most typically see on dudes bathing in the sink at the local library? See a list of the stragglers and strugglers after the jump, and please, if you'd like to start an event in order to grow awareness and support the cause of ugly facial hair, contact me. I'm down. Now, on with the pictures of weird-looking dudes!
The Donut (via Michael Eades):
The Blind Donut:
The Half 'n' Half (via Michael Eades):
The Skoal Patch: