Tuesday, March 2, 2010
Cream Calendar / Creamtastic Caption Contest: Vetiver Ticket Giveaway! [Updated]
Posted by Adam Gold on Tue, Mar 2, 2010 at 12:46 PM
UPDATE: Congrats to our winners and thanks everyone for playing!
Awwwww shit! Y'all know nothin' gets the Cream party goin' like mutha-truckin' caption contest. Shit's infectious. Doubly infectious is the pensive neo-folk of Devendra Banhart coattail riders, Vetiver -- who play Friday night at Exit/In with Caitlin Rose and Scout Niblett. Well ... maybe infectious isn't the right way to describe that stuff, but whatever. If you're tired of listening to this kind of shit while doing your homework or cleaning your room, and want to absorb its preciousness in a live setting, but already spent the last of your disposable income on tickets to the upcoming Joanna Newsom show, then say something funny about the above image in the comments.
We'll give away a pair of tickets to two lucky winners. If you wanna prove once and for all that, contrary to popular opinion, freak-folk fans do indeed have a sense of humor, then put down your mustache comb, stop moping and put forth some effort this time. Contest ends Thursday at 3 p.m. Also, we have a problem with dumbasses forgetting to include their -- not to be published -- email addresses in their submissions. Don't be a dumbass.
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Which one am I?! also, is anyone else getting lost in that vortex where the bellys end and create an almost perfect square of darkness?
No no, Steve. You've got it all upside down. This just beat out a bowl of pho for the wallpaper on my phone. I'm transfixed. Like watching the Zac Brown band. It's unexplainable. Please don't judge.
my 'dive into the chest and belly hair of lumberjacks' act did not go over well with the carnival folks, but at least i got this sweet, mid-dive photo from the audition.
The thing's hollow - it goes on forever - and - oh my God - It's full of follicles!
Some... celestial event. No - no words... No words to describe it. Poetry! They should've sent Charlie Daniels. So beatiful... So beautiful... I had no idea.
>End Transmission
Just wondering: If I aspirate vomit, can I sue the Scene? Or is it a workman's comp issue?
(aside, the captions are pretty good today!)
"As Dante descended into the Malbolge, a voice cried out to him...'DUDE! Is this chick REALLY worth it?!!'"
An early Powerman 5000 cover concept for "When Worlds Collide"
Shown here, the only known photo of the Hellenization of the Vikings...
"Would you say, that these men BEAR all?"
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
le ciel, touchez titty,
le ciel, les hommes portent quatre.
épurateur sac de noix
voler haut!
"Organizers of the upcoming Lilith Fair tour meet to work on details of the tour."
Pictured above, the Hungarian women's bobsled team performs the ceremonial "meeting of the beards" before the semi-final heats last week in Vancouver.
MILLENNIUM FALCON - COCKPIT
HAN SOLO (into mic) "You're all clear, kid...
"Now let's blow this thing and go home!"
LUKE'S X-WING FIGHTER - COCKPIT
Luke looks up and smiles. He concentrates on the exhaust port, then fires his laser torpedoes.
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