I don't even know what to say about this one, folks. I mean ... the chicken-bone Jenga. The gravy-barfing chicken carcass. The headless chickens (with intimacy issues?) tossing and turning on a sheet. Nine Inch Nails. Those Darlins. Huh. You'll probably want to say "no siree" to the rotisserie after watching this one, although maybe watching time-lapse chicken-rot gets you in the mood for food. I'm reminded of how awesome the video for "Closer" is -- and what a masterfully overwrought song that is -- I just didn't realize the "missing scenes" were so heavy on the poultry. Indeed!