Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Creamtastic Caption Contest: Tortoise Ticket Giveaway [Updated]
Posted by Adam Gold on Tue, Feb 9, 2010 at 7:00 AM
UPDATE: We have our winner. Congrats, Powers, and thanks everyone for playing. Look for another caption contest whenever someone gives us some more free tickets. (Nudge, nudge, wink.)
Tickets to the upcoming Tortoise show at Exit/In are $15. I understand how that can create a dilemma for you: You've already spent all your disposable income on the weed you're planning to puff before the show and, consequently, can't afford a ticket. Normally you'd be content to just smoke the weed and forget such crippling adversity, but you really love Tortoise and getting high is just gonna bring out the weed demons and make you depressed over missing the show. While poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part, we at the Cream are here to help.
Come up with the funniest caption for the image above and a pair of tickets to the show is yours. This contest ends Thursday at 3 p.m. I'll warn you now, don't smoke all your weed trying to come up with something funny -- that's how you got in this predicament in the first place. And don't forget to enter your caption before the deadline. And definitely don't forget to include your email address so we know how to contact you. (Fear not, it won't be published.) Now, hurry the fuck up and get funny!
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The Westminster judge seemed reluctant to approach as this particular breed of teenage mutant ninja terrier has been known to be aggressive.
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this picture makes me too sad to try and come up with a funny caption, and plus i just suck at the funny captions even when i'm not sad.
Norma's sense of pride was evident as she stared at the other contestants in disgust.She had spent the last 48 hours in a Phencyclidine rage repeatedly watching The Secret of the Ooze and transforming Alejandro Butt Trumpet Rockefeller III into Leonardo. Alejandro felt deeply shamed as he refused to look into the camera.
Jacques sighed... At least he wasn't a teacup poodle; but someone was going to have to explain that to Betty Sue.
'Murfreesboro woman found dead in convention center bathroom stall, the apparent casualty of a katana sword attack. This was the last known photo of the victim.'
is it just me, or somehow, some way, through the mask and fur, can you still actually see the disgust and embarassment on this dog's face?
every year prototypes attempt to unseat the "giant panda" as highest carnival prize; the world is not ready.
The Girls frontman unveils his new line of pill inspired dog grooming products...
Bonnaroo 2010 will feature a dog grooming tent. The perfect escape when your tripping balls and the sounds of Dave Mathews Band remind you that hell is real!
Mindy McCready is sad that she completed Celebrity Rehab and all she got was this lousy TMNT body pillow.
Well, I sure don't like that judge. Just because my ninja-poo's tail does not stand up with a pom pom on it does not mean we didn't meet the breed standards. The standard is tail up with pom pom or down and brushed out. Plus, how could she tuck her tail under her shell when she is having a bad tail day if it's sticking up in the air with a pom pom on it. Like, some people just don't get it!!!
"You bet your fucking ass... If I can make this chicken into ninja turpoodle, imagine what I could do with an afghan hound."
Hard times: April O'Neil to perform in bestiality flick, "Casey Jones: I'll Bring My Bats, You Bring the Bitches Vol. 14."
It shouldn't take me more than a minute to figure out what I'm looking at if it's a picture of a woman and her dog. I mean, if she doesn't want people to think she looks like her dog, she could just try a little mascara and maybe a push-up bra. Sheeeeeesh.
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nashville craigslist > personals > missed connections
Feb 11 - East Nashville Stuffed Animal Clinic for the Bat Shit Crazy Who Only Own Crap They Bought on Ebay
You had the Leonardo Poodle. I had the Michelangelo Dachshund. I want to get on all fours for you. I want to sniff your ass. I want you to sniff mine.
nashville craigslist > personals > missed connections
Feb 11 - East Nashville Stuffed Animal Clinic for the Bat Shit Crazy Who Only Own Crap They Bought on Ebay
You had the Leonardo Poodle. I had the Michelangelo Dachshund. I want to get on all fours for you. I want to sniff your ass. I want you to sniff mine.
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