UPDATE: We have our winner. Congrats, Powers, and thanks everyone for playing. Look for another caption contest whenever someone gives us some more free tickets. (Nudge, nudge, wink.)
Tickets to the upcoming Tortoise show at Exit/In are $15. I understand how that can create a dilemma for you: You've already spent all your disposable income on the weed you're planning to puff before the show and, consequently, can't afford a ticket. Normally you'd be content to just smoke the weed and forget such crippling adversity, but you really love Tortoise and getting high is just gonna bring out the weed demons and make you depressed over missing the show. While poor planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on our part, we at the Cream are here to help.
Come up with the funniest caption for the image above and a pair of tickets to the show is yours. This contest ends Thursday at 3 p.m. I'll warn you now, don't smoke all your weed trying to come up with something funny -- that's how you got in this predicament in the first place. And don't forget to enter your caption before the deadline. And definitely don't forget to include your email address so we know how to contact you. (Fear not, it won't be published.) Now, hurry the fuck up and get funny!