Word just in from the Sommet Center that Chris "Ludacris" Bridges will join LMFAO as an opening act for the Black Eyed Peas show on Feb. 12.
Astonishingly, in his song "Area Codes," in which he claims to have many, many hoes in different area codes (hence the title), the "Abominable Ho Man" never mentions the 615. You'd think he would have at least one ho on the range here -- we're not that far from Memphis. This analysis at Strange Maps shows that "Ludacris has a disproportionate ho-zone in rural Nebraska. He might favor white women as much as he does black women, or perhaps, girls who farm." No word on why there are no Nashville hoes overloading his cell phone, but perhaps he will address this issue from the Sommet stage.