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Wednesday, January 27, 2010

Cream Calendar / Moving Pictures / Wow Susan Sarandon: Pig Spanker

Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on Wed, Jan 27, 2010 at 3:52 PM

As you glitter pixies already know, Of Montreal will be back at The Cannery Ballroom on Feb. 6. But did you know that on the opening show of the tour, Susan Sarandon jumped onstage and spanked a couple of people dressed up as pigs?

Well, she did! That's pretty weird. I mean, I wouldn't personally jump onstage and play-act getting into acid trippy pseudo-sexual bestiality furry role play, but I guess that's because I'm just old-fashioned. And have never done mushrooms. Susan Sarandon is a better woman than me, and I'm not afraid to face that truth.

I will be in attendance on the sixth, but am already disappointed because nothing even remotely that cool/bizarre/unnecessary is going to happen ... unless you make it happen, Nashville. Which local celebrities would do the best job of making everyone really uncomfortable with a borderline S&M voyeuristic onstage spank party?

[HT: Stereogum]

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Your (weird) wish is my command.

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Posted by TobintheGnome on January 27, 2010 at 3:59 PM

Ashley, you should promise Tobin a kiss if he goes to Of Montreal dressed as a pig with a sign that reads "Spank Me!"
Everybody wins.

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Posted by d. patrick on January 27, 2010 at 4:01 PM

I've been known to spank my pig to Susan Sarandon a time or two.
So you know... I got that going for me.

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Posted by Lower Broadway Danny Rose on January 27, 2010 at 4:13 PM

Isn't Susan Sarandon newly single? Doesn't that always explain everything?
Also, Lower Broadway Danny Rose is the best name ever.

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Posted by Tracy on January 27, 2010 at 4:25 PM

"Which local celebrities would do the best job of making everyone really uncomfortable with a borderline S&M voyeuristic onstage spank party?"
Gail Kerr
Wynonna
Andrea Conte
Ophelia Ford
Demetria Kalodimos

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Posted by Brice on January 27, 2010 at 5:09 PM

@Brice
I don't know why, but I think Kalodemos would be down.

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Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on January 27, 2010 at 6:01 PM

I vote for Davis Nolan and Lelan Statum.

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Posted by Chet on January 27, 2010 at 7:34 PM

She's not technically local, or even attractive anymore, but I'll let the Watson's Girl spank me.

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Posted by Keith on January 27, 2010 at 11:36 PM

this clip makes me want to head to outback for a Sweet Glazed Roasted Pork Tenderloin.

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Posted by boo on January 28, 2010 at 11:36 AM
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