As you glitter pixies already know, Of Montreal will be back at The Cannery Ballroom on Feb. 6. But did you know that on the opening show of the tour, Susan Sarandon jumped onstage and spanked a couple of people dressed up as pigs?
Well, she did! That's pretty weird. I mean, I wouldn't personally jump onstage and play-act getting into acid trippy pseudo-sexual bestiality furry role play, but I guess that's because I'm just old-fashioned. And have never done mushrooms. Susan Sarandon is a better woman than me, and I'm not afraid to face that truth.
I will be in attendance on the sixth, but am already disappointed because nothing even remotely that cool/bizarre/unnecessary is going to happen ... unless you make it happen, Nashville. Which local celebrities would do the best job of making everyone really uncomfortable with a borderline S&M voyeuristic onstage spank party?