Tuesday, January 19, 2010

New 'Song' From 'Smashing Pumpkins'

Posted by D Patrick Rodgers on Tue, Jan 19, 2010 at 3:53 PM

click to enlarge Not that disturbing compared to the song.
  • Not that disturbing compared to the song.

What happened to you, Billy? Oh right. This. And this. You know, I now realize of course that Mellon Collie and Gish and Siamese Dream and all that probably weren't quite as earth-shattering as I thought they were back in the day, but they always had something going for them, be it a great hook or a combustible riff or a semblance of edginess that most mainstream '90s alt-rock just couldn't nail down. Anyway, Corgan's releasing a 44-track song-at-a-time free-download collection called Teargarden by Kaleidyscope. This is the first second song. It says "shine" and "oh, ah-uh, oh!" a lot. It does NOT sound like Smashing Pumpkins, but I can't say I'm especially surprised. Are you? To paraphrase Adam Gold, Corgan is like that super-cool older brother you looked up to in high school, but now he's a weirdo born-again who's dating a kooky skank, and he beats the shit out of you every time you see him. You always hope he won't beat the shit out of you, but he invariably always does. Anyhow, ready your ears for an unwarranted beat-down:

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Made it 14 seconds. I think that ruined my day.

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Posted by ryan on January 19, 2010 at 4:21 PM

Stop raping my adolescence Billy. Please, stop.

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Posted by TobintheGnome on January 19, 2010 at 4:25 PM

This isnt the first song. "Song For A Son" was the first off of this new album. Check your facts champ.

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Posted by Stephen H. on January 19, 2010 at 4:39 PM

Are you embarrassed to know that?

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Posted by Gold on January 19, 2010 at 4:46 PM

Just looking at the words Teargarden by Kaleidyscope pisses me off. I'm in an actively bad mood now.
Teargarden. A 42 year old man made that up.

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Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on January 19, 2010 at 5:33 PM

Cry me a Teargarden, Spurgeon. I'm a gawdamn millionaire and my GF's boobies are huge! Corgan for the win! Praise God.

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Posted by Billy C. on January 19, 2010 at 5:37 PM

That Twitter feed is littered with emoticons (another thing 42 year olds need to avoid) and retweets from Jim Carrey about the evils of vaccination.
I'm going to go punch a baby now.

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Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on January 19, 2010 at 5:58 PM

A simple look up would have given the facts, Gold. Are you embarrassed to be in an office full of shitty journalists? Yourself included?

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Posted by Stephen H. on January 19, 2010 at 6:22 PM

Nope.

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Posted by Gold on January 19, 2010 at 6:35 PM

This is truly a shame. And did anyone actually try and listen to the "Song for a Son" ? I actually made it thru that one. It made me go blind for about a week. But .. i do kinda disagree with the critique that those albums weren't as good as we thought they were. I still think they're pretty genius. Popular music had a good run with him steering the ship a bit.

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Posted by JT Daly on January 19, 2010 at 6:59 PM

"Siamese Dream" is still one of the greatest air-drumming records of alt. rock!

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Posted by Gold on January 19, 2010 at 7:44 PM

You idiots probably think any Queen album prior to Night at the Opera sucks too. Both tracks are good tunes...he's paying homage to his roots...70's rock...you all are now assigned to after school detention in the nursery school of rock.

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Posted by Been There Done That on January 19, 2010 at 10:11 PM

Uh...I'm not exactly getting a "Stone Cold Crazy" or "Keep Yourself Alive" vibe from "Widow Wake My Mind." If you think this shit sounds like Queen, then you're more delusional than a Muse fan.

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Posted by Gold on January 19, 2010 at 10:16 PM

I agree with prior comments that Siamese Dream really is kick ass. I think that Mellon Collie is too (though some songs, in hindsight, are harbingers of Corgan's future).
HOWEVER, these new song sucks dirty ass. Corgan is delusional to think that anyone would really like this other than the few delusional fans he has left.
I still check in now and then on what he's doing with the false hope that he can actually write a song or that somehow he'll tap into whatever creative well he had years ago. But alas, that's run dry. And now all that's left is crap.

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Posted by PM on January 20, 2010 at 12:30 AM

Gold - your Muse line was on another level. I'm sending you an internet hi-five.

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Posted by JT Daly on January 20, 2010 at 12:39 AM

Teargarden also happens to be a band featuring Skinny Puppy's Cevin Key and Legendary Pink Dots' Edward Ka-Spel that began in the latter-half of the 80's and is still putting out music.

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Posted by J.K. on January 20, 2010 at 1:20 AM

And don't forget early 70s detroit rockers Teegarden & Van Winkle who were way better than anything Corgan's done since he parked the ice cream truck.

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Posted by Bawston Sean on January 20, 2010 at 6:58 AM

Billy stole the ice cream truck from My Bloody Valentine.
That said, most the stuff on Gish, Pisces Iscariot & Siamese Dream is pretty listenable.

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Posted by TobintheGnome on January 20, 2010 at 8:30 AM

Stephen H is direct.

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Posted by MR on January 20, 2010 at 8:35 AM

Stephen H. is waiting for his mother to die so he can have the house to himself...

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Posted by Bawston Sean on January 20, 2010 at 9:05 AM

mwuhahahahahahahahaha

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Posted by cash rich on January 20, 2010 at 9:32 AM

This entire thread is a salient argument for graduating to harder drugs.

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Posted by Tracy on January 20, 2010 at 10:26 AM

If Billy Corgan wrote an album about doing heroin, he'd title it Dya Morfine from the Transindent Chemist.

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Posted by Ashley Spurgeon on January 20, 2010 at 10:36 AM

nice

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Posted by lolcatz on January 20, 2010 at 12:00 PM
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