Monday, January 18, 2010
Creamtastic Missed Connections: Blonde Redhead Edition
Posted by Tracy Moore on Mon, Jan 18, 2010 at 3:05 PM
Hey, you know what they say about women who like Guided By Voices? They're dudes*. Ha! But seriously, one recent missed connector found a chick diggin' on the GBV at The Basement -- well, along with red hair, cowboy boots and a black dress -- to be a particularly intoxicating cocktail. And why not?
You were with a few other girls at the Basement last night, and we spoke for a second while your friends were smoking. You had on a black dress and cowboy boots, and you like Guided By Voices. Consider my mind blown. I should have offered to buy you a drink, but I quickly picked up on the fact that that curly haired dude was possibly your boyfriend, so I left ya alone. If by chance he's not, maybe we can do a re-do sometime. This is lame. But you seem amazing.
Surprisingly, I'm snark-free on this one. Here's why:
I think it's just enough info to keep the identity of the desired person somewhat obscured -- considering this did take place at The Basement -- while simultaneously giving the missed connectee some actual honest-to-God identifying deets. Note the full outfit description -- though the fact that she was wearing cowboy boots helps immensely, because God knows every other lady there had climbed into some sexy stilts to get the world to notice them.
Note the quick, self-deprecating remark, "This is lame." It's just enough to reveal that he has some self-awareness, but it's not that tedious, navel-gazing long-winded kind that makes you start to look really comically kind of effed up.
Speaking of effed up, nothing says classy like a blonde in a white top. Especially if she has a friend with a peach or pink top. I wasn't raised around a lot of guys, but from what I understand, women in tops drive men crazy with desire. In fact, scientific studies say a blonde with a white top with a friend with a peach or pink top is, like, double hot. Toss those broads near a pool table and you've got a steamy mix of sexy and sultry with a coating of jaw-droppingly bangin' that's undeniable.
What are the Odds? Blonde White Top - m4w - 39 (Mercy Lounge)that a lady of your class would be reading this, hell not sure why I'm even here. You walked into the pool room and caught my eye once, then again, then again. Sorry to stare but WOW! You were with a lady friend with a pink/peach top....vague on this as I couldn't get past your face :) Must have been around 10:30pm Saturday
*Joke courtesy of Adam Gold. He's that funny.
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Here are my favorite things about the second missed connection in chronological order:
*39
*class
*pool room
*lady friend
* :)
*10:30pm Saturday
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I love GBV, and I'm pretty sure I'm a lady round and round.
Alright, maybe most of my friends are guys and whatnot. I'm probably a dude and just don't know it.
Yeah, I don't doubt there are plenty of ladies who love GBV, but 1.) it was a quick-witted response worth using from Gold, and 2.) I also think it's an overwhelmingly loved-by-dudes kinda band.
@Ashley: I also love the use of 'top' by dudes to describe ALL things worn by women on the top half that are shirt-like.
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