Thursday, January 14, 2010

Taylor Swift Ain't Got Nothin' on Caitlin Rose Now [YouTube Tributes]

Posted by Steve Haruch on Thu, Jan 14, 2010 at 2:51 PM

OK, so maybe T-Swizzle has sold a few more records and whatnot. Anyway, this guy Sam Fink (who doesn't look too much unlike a cross between Johnny Cash and Conor Oberst) wrote a song about Caitlin Rose. Let's just say the young gorilla man wants to come down from his banana stand (in Ypsilanti, Mich.) and win Cato's heart. Isn't that the sweetest fucking thing you've heard all day? I'm giving a C+ for lyrics, but dude can play guitar. Not that that matters, of course -- A for effort and Clint Eastwood poster placement.

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this is.... amazing. and uncomfortable.

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Posted by Keegan on January 14, 2010 at 3:05 PM

ooh! Also... the video on his youTube channel is "Mom Pukes into Kids Mouth". Fantastic.

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Posted by Keegan on January 14, 2010 at 3:06 PM

I give him an A for that paint color. I bet he's a Scorpio.

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Posted by Cato on January 14, 2010 at 3:19 PM

Can we start a feature on Cream where you watch a YouTube video of someone playing a song and guess their zodiac sign?

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Posted by Steve H. on January 14, 2010 at 3:21 PM

@SteveH Yes.
PS- The answer for when I post my Tristen tribute is "Taurus, so very very Taurus."

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Posted by JR on January 14, 2010 at 3:49 PM

who'll cover it first?

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Posted by kanye twitty on January 14, 2010 at 5:03 PM

Tristen's a Sagittarius, JR. The two of you are awfully incompatible.
http://www.love-astrology.com/western-astrology/star-signs/sagittarius/taurus-compatibility-with-sagittarius/

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Posted by cato on January 14, 2010 at 5:03 PM

@Cato- From your link, kiddo.
Sexually it will be rather hot
Just sayin'...

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Posted by JR on January 14, 2010 at 5:17 PM

Her voice is nasally and her tone is too harsh. She bores the shit out of me.

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Posted by Creep on January 14, 2010 at 5:27 PM

Hey creep, don't be such an aries.

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Posted by cato on January 14, 2010 at 5:33 PM

Never knew Taurus and Sag's were incompatible, that would explain some things.
Scorpios are dangerous, though.
yikes.

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Posted by mo on January 14, 2010 at 6:21 PM

Oh the stories I could about me and Scorpios, mo. The stories I could tell.

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Posted by JR on January 14, 2010 at 6:32 PM

Who is Caitlin Rose? This guy is a major loser like most of you who read these blogs.

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Posted by ummm on January 15, 2010 at 2:08 AM

I agree with Creep. The Scene gives too much credit to Rose.
She aint all that. She has some ok lyrics but she should get other people to sing them.

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Posted by Anonymous on January 15, 2010 at 12:12 PM

Anyone who thinks Caitlin doesn't have an exceptional voice has a broken pair of ears.

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Posted by chillseeker on January 15, 2010 at 12:23 PM

and I am entitled to my opinion.

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Posted by My ears are exceptional on January 15, 2010 at 12:38 PM

Everyone is indeed entitled to their own asshole.

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Posted by cato on January 15, 2010 at 3:07 PM

Caitlin should get Anonymous to sing her songs! Man, that'd be a gravy train with biscuit wheels. . .

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Posted by Dangeroos on January 15, 2010 at 11:55 PM

Cato
stop reading the thread if you cannot except the fact that there are people in this town who dont think you are that good.

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Posted by Anonymous on January 16, 2010 at 5:13 PM

Can't you accept that she's a superstar man. She gets good writeups from her buddies here and that is all we need to pay attention to. You aren't allowed to say anything negative about it man, don't you know that? Can't you hear how good this stuff is man, I mean sure she can't sing but neither could June Carter man, the difference is June Carter could actually be silly and witty and make it work. Don't you know who her mom is dude, you better not say anything else bad about her, she's the most talented singer around. That's the sign of a true superstar man, they can't take that criticism. Even if she is playing shows at houses parties where only a few people show up she's getting write ups, the media is hiding in trees to get photos of her man. It's so indie that indie people don't like it man!

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Posted by ddt! on January 16, 2010 at 8:27 PM

People in the trees? Maybe I should close my blinds. Also, I will accept the facts, but under no circumstances will I ever except them. Singing may not my strong point, but I am still the funniest person you know. Because I probably know you, JUDAS!!!!!

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Posted by cato on January 16, 2010 at 8:47 PM

I didn't literally mean there were people in the trees waiting to take photos, I was actually just being sarcastic. If you can't accept the fact that some people don't like your music maybe you should try something else. Bigbird told us all that we would be very talented at whatever we tried our hands at but sometimes that isn't the case. If you are going to keep playing maybe you should reconsider showing you are pissed publicly when some people don't actually like your stuff. Except or Accept the facts, some people aren't going to like your shit regardless. It's apples and oranges man, sonny and cher, milli and vanilli, peanut butter and bacon sandwiches man. Or instead you could just keep entertaining everyone and throw a fit when someone says something bad about your music. You're right that is some funny shit!

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Posted by ddt! on January 17, 2010 at 12:19 AM

Stop telling everyone I'm angry. Also, I like Big Bird too.
Also, apples are not to oranges what sonny was to cher.
Unless apples and oranges had a variety show.
Also, are peanut butter and bacon actually good together?

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Posted by cato on January 17, 2010 at 6:30 PM

Also, scorpios are not dangerous.
You must be thinking of scorpions.

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Posted by cato on January 17, 2010 at 6:33 PM

You are funny. I heard Elvis ate those a lot in his later years so apparently they are good if the king liked em.

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Posted by ddt! on January 17, 2010 at 8:34 PM

Caitlin Rose will never be a superstar unless she grows bigger tits and a better voice and whats her mom got to do with this?

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Posted by bandwagon on January 18, 2010 at 8:19 AM

I'm a scorpio. I'll accept the C+ on lyrics... I didn't even write them, my HEART did.

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Posted by Sam Fink on January 19, 2010 at 1:30 PM

Asswagon-- She may never be a superstar, but it's because she's got Junior Brown syndrom; way too much talent and soul to appeal to the Panic at the Disco America she live in.

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Posted by Sam Fink on January 19, 2010 at 1:34 PM

Stevie Nicks' boob job almost killed her.
Also, told you he was a scorpio.

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Posted by cato on January 19, 2010 at 2:42 PM

How did you know? SERIOUSLY.

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Posted by Steve H. on January 19, 2010 at 2:47 PM

It honestly was the paint color. Scorpios love it. I used to date a scorpio that painted his living room the same color in two different apartments.

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Posted by cato on January 19, 2010 at 3:27 PM

The Color I picked was more blue, it just came out greener than i thought. That was the stars at work I guess.

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Posted by Sam Fink on January 20, 2010 at 10:39 AM

Caitlin Rose is an absolute joke. Her tone and accent are completely fake. Her songs are as complex as "Old MacDonald Had a Farm"... her profanity makes a mockery of country music and country music culture. Send her back to the county fair.

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