OK, so maybe T-Swizzle has sold a few more records and whatnot. Anyway, this guy Sam Fink (who doesn't look too much unlike a cross between Johnny Cash and Conor Oberst) wrote a song about Caitlin Rose. Let's just say the young gorilla man wants to come down from his banana stand (in Ypsilanti, Mich.) and win Cato's heart. Isn't that the sweetest fucking thing you've heard all day? I'm giving a C+ for lyrics, but dude can play guitar. Not that that matters, of course -- A for effort and Clint Eastwood poster placement.