OK, so maybe T-Swizzle has sold a few more records and whatnot. Anyway, this guy Sam Fink (who doesn't look too much unlike a cross between Johnny Cash and Conor Oberst) wrote a song about Caitlin Rose. Let's just say the young gorilla man wants to come down from his banana stand (in Ypsilanti, Mich.) and win Cato's heart. Isn't that the sweetest fucking thing you've heard all day? I'm giving a C+ for lyrics, but dude can play guitar. Not that that matters, of course -- A for effort and Clint Eastwood poster placement.
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ooh! Also... the video on his youTube channel is "Mom Pukes into Kids Mouth". Fantastic.
I give him an A for that paint color. I bet he's a Scorpio.
Can we start a feature on Cream where you watch a YouTube video of someone playing a song and guess their zodiac sign?
@SteveH Yes.
PS- The answer for when I post my Tristen tribute is "Taurus, so very very Taurus."
Tristen's a Sagittarius, JR. The two of you are awfully incompatible.
http://www.love-astrology.com/western-astrology/star-signs/sagittarius/taurus-compatibility-with-sagittarius/
@Cato- From your link, kiddo.
Sexually it will be rather hot
Just sayin'...
Her voice is nasally and her tone is too harsh. She bores the shit out of me.
Never knew Taurus and Sag's were incompatible, that would explain some things.
Scorpios are dangerous, though.
yikes.
Oh the stories I could about me and Scorpios, mo. The stories I could tell.
Who is Caitlin Rose? This guy is a major loser like most of you who read these blogs.
I agree with Creep. The Scene gives too much credit to Rose.
She aint all that. She has some ok lyrics but she should get other people to sing them.
Anyone who thinks Caitlin doesn't have an exceptional voice has a broken pair of ears.
Caitlin should get Anonymous to sing her songs! Man, that'd be a gravy train with biscuit wheels. . .
Cato
stop reading the thread if you cannot except the fact that there are people in this town who dont think you are that good.
Can't you accept that she's a superstar man. She gets good writeups from her buddies here and that is all we need to pay attention to. You aren't allowed to say anything negative about it man, don't you know that? Can't you hear how good this stuff is man, I mean sure she can't sing but neither could June Carter man, the difference is June Carter could actually be silly and witty and make it work. Don't you know who her mom is dude, you better not say anything else bad about her, she's the most talented singer around. That's the sign of a true superstar man, they can't take that criticism. Even if she is playing shows at houses parties where only a few people show up she's getting write ups, the media is hiding in trees to get photos of her man. It's so indie that indie people don't like it man!
People in the trees? Maybe I should close my blinds. Also, I will accept the facts, but under no circumstances will I ever except them. Singing may not my strong point, but I am still the funniest person you know. Because I probably know you, JUDAS!!!!!
I didn't literally mean there were people in the trees waiting to take photos, I was actually just being sarcastic. If you can't accept the fact that some people don't like your music maybe you should try something else. Bigbird told us all that we would be very talented at whatever we tried our hands at but sometimes that isn't the case. If you are going to keep playing maybe you should reconsider showing you are pissed publicly when some people don't actually like your stuff. Except or Accept the facts, some people aren't going to like your shit regardless. It's apples and oranges man, sonny and cher, milli and vanilli, peanut butter and bacon sandwiches man. Or instead you could just keep entertaining everyone and throw a fit when someone says something bad about your music. You're right that is some funny shit!
Stop telling everyone I'm angry. Also, I like Big Bird too.
Also, apples are not to oranges what sonny was to cher.
Unless apples and oranges had a variety show.
Also, are peanut butter and bacon actually good together?
Also, scorpios are not dangerous.
You must be thinking of scorpions.
You are funny. I heard Elvis ate those a lot in his later years so apparently they are good if the king liked em.
Caitlin Rose will never be a superstar unless she grows bigger tits and a better voice and whats her mom got to do with this?
I'm a scorpio. I'll accept the C+ on lyrics... I didn't even write them, my HEART did.
Asswagon-- She may never be a superstar, but it's because she's got Junior Brown syndrom; way too much talent and soul to appeal to the Panic at the Disco America she live in.
Stevie Nicks' boob job almost killed her.
Also, told you he was a scorpio.
It honestly was the paint color. Scorpios love it. I used to date a scorpio that painted his living room the same color in two different apartments.