Our very own Aunt B (of Pith in the Wind) broke the news back in October that John Rich would in fact be having a child -- a child he would in fact be naming Cash. Cash Rich. Well, it's finally happened, meaning The Apocalypse is only about ... oh, one horseman away.
Cash Rich was born on Sunday, and the headlines are in: "Ego-tard Country Wreck John Rich Names His Newborn Son Cash"; "John Rich's Wife Gave Birth to a White Rapper" (props to SFP for sending me that one); "John Rich from Big & Rich Names His Baby ... Cash Rich. Lame!!" We'd like to extend our deepest congratulations to John and our deepest condolences to Cash.