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Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Creamtastic Parade Fail

Posted by Adam Gold on Wed, Dec 9, 2009 at 5:03 PM

click to enlarge John Rich as Grand Marshall of 2009 Nashville Christmas Parade

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Whoa, John, buddy... You're stealing Santa's ideas too?!!?!

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Posted by Jared Ashley on December 9, 2009 at 5:09 PM

Didn't you hear? FAIL is over:
http://www.stopsayingfail.com/

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Posted by Michael on December 9, 2009 at 5:17 PM

[Singing]: "Christmas hat, Christmas shoes!
Gonna take a swig of mah Christmas booze!
Lookin' sharp, feelin' fine!
Call it 'Richville,' 'cuz this town is mine!
It ain't eeee-say,
B-b-bein' a Christmas douche!
Look out! Woo!"

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Posted by John Rich on December 9, 2009 at 5:20 PM

You don't wear a belt with overalls. Fail indeed.

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Posted by gl on December 9, 2009 at 5:33 PM

Wants to be an outlaw but he's more like a slightly 'touched' inlaw.

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Posted by Burrito on December 9, 2009 at 7:29 PM

For a brief, shining moment his house on Love Circle wasn't the ugliest thing in Nashville.

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Posted by Bawston Sean on December 9, 2009 at 8:01 PM

stryker, you got's to lay off them dino's pattymelts.

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Posted by kanye twitty on December 9, 2009 at 8:22 PM

"Christmas Douche" - Win!

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Posted by DB on December 9, 2009 at 8:33 PM

I wanna fight him. It can be for charity.

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Posted by MR on December 9, 2009 at 9:10 PM

say what you will, but those boots are fucking sweet.

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Posted by j. decious on December 9, 2009 at 9:42 PM

I thought it was a slightly skinnier Garth Brooks at first glance.

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Posted by MixtaHuxtable on December 10, 2009 at 3:58 AM

Now he's both Big AND Rich.

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Posted by Joe Baine on December 10, 2009 at 7:45 AM

I lol'ed.

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Posted by Dillon on December 10, 2009 at 8:09 AM

Ho, ho, hoedown!

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Posted by Anonymous on December 10, 2009 at 8:13 AM

This is turning into a caption contest!
"And the Rich's belt buckle grew two sizes that day"

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Posted by jas on December 10, 2009 at 8:19 AM

I ain't laying off nothing, Kanye. It's the holiday season. I can feel good about indulging.

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Posted by Striker on December 10, 2009 at 9:21 AM

Wait - is this a caption contest?

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Posted by JR on December 10, 2009 at 9:26 AM

Am I the only one that thought that this was Garth Brooks in a Mario costume?

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Posted by Simple MIke on December 10, 2009 at 10:46 AM

Man, the Rockettes have really been letting themselves go...

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Posted by Sayin' on December 10, 2009 at 3:03 PM

I don't think that guy could look more like a used tampon.

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Posted by Buddy on December 10, 2009 at 5:39 PM

I want to fucking punch him.

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Posted by BB on December 11, 2009 at 1:42 PM

oh dear God, is it any wonder why people outside the US don't like us? This is what they probably see us as..fat stupid Americans with poor taste in apparel. Lord pleaseee let a reindeer fall on this man!!! His contribution to country music or society is as embarrassing as that outfit.
happy holidays...Santa kill John Rich *prays*

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Posted by Ashamed in Texas on December 14, 2009 at 11:25 AM
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