Tuesday, December 8, 2009
Cream Kid Wants Taylor Swift for Christmas Because He Wrote a Song
Posted by Steve Haruch on Tue, Dec 8, 2009 at 11:37 AM
I realize that in the world of fame-whoring it up the Internets, one fast-track maneuver involves writing a song about someone famous and fooling Google into getting people to click on your shit. I've already been emailed relentlessly by other hapless little dudes who were all, "I wrote a song about Taylor Swift that has X,XXX views and so you should write a story about me." Huh. And then there's this little chap who wants Santa to bring him Taylor Swift for Christmas. Aw. I realize this is not serious ART or anything, but why do little dude-boys whose voices haven't even changed yet always act like the world is some kind of pussy vending machine? Oh, and this song sucks.
(Via Buzzfeed, HT: Baloney.)
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The song about wanting Santa to bring him Taylor Swift for Christmas was awesome! It was very sweet and creative...
Hey, awesome, I listened to the whole thing, and now it's stuck in my head! Thanks, Cream!
my christmas wish is that maybe someday steve haruch will stop being such a dickhead and write about something positive instead of taking the easy road and making fun of others.
hey guys, check out this thing that i hate and, by the way, it sucks. YEAH! cash that paycheck. you EARNED it!
Stop hating! He's little dude in love with a superstar..no news. Hehe! But the song was sweet so stop being all everything-sucks-because-it's-kiddish.
Love Taytay!!
pretty bummed about this post. i agree that it totally sucks major ass, but what sucks even more is that all of us are giving this poon even more views...
I’m a huge fan of Taylor Swift. I like her songs because when you listen to her music, it makes you feel what she feels. Taylor Swift has always been one of my favourite country music artists and I couldn't pass up any opportunity to see her even if tickets are hard to come by. But I still go to her concerts & sing along to all her songs after founding this site:
http://www.ticketsinventory.com
Yeah, I hate to break it to you, hun, but for 1, there are already plenty of emo songs in the world, and in case you havent noticed, all the rest of the christmas songs are awful trite. I thought this song was creative and interesting. I was the ONLY refreshing christmas song on a 10 hour car drive, and I have to give the author props for that. I HIGHLY doubt that he was thinking the world was a "pussy vending machine," I think he was just having fun, so buzz off and quit picking on people who have enough creative moxy to put something actually decent on the internet instead of criticizing everyone else.
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